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When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it. ~Anatole France

For me, in fact, the mark of the historic is the nonchalance with which it picks up an individual and deposits him in a trend, like a house playfully moved by a tornado. ~Mary McCarthy, On the Contrary

I had the blues because I had no shoes until upon the street, I met a man who had no feet. ~Denis Waitely

It's spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you've got it, you want - oh, you don't quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so! ~Mark Twain

But I have long thought that if you knew a column of advertisements by heart, you could achieve unexpected felicities with them. You can get a happy quotation anywhere if you have the eye. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Don't despise empiric truth. Lots of things work in practice for which the laboratory has never found proof. ~Martin H. Fischer

The essence of philosophy is that a man should so live that his happiness shall depend as little as possible on external things. ~Epictetus

Water which is too pure has no fish. ~Ts'ai Ken T'an

Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. ~Robert Heinlein

Many a man wishes he were strong enough to tear a telephone book in half - especially if he has a teenage daughter. ~Guy Lombardo

If people behaved like governments, you'd call the cops. ~Kelvin Throop

In the strict scientific sense we all feed on death - even vegetarians. ~Star Trek, "Wolf in the Fold," Mr. Spock

We are too busy mopping the floor to turn off the faucet. ~Author Unknown

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. ~Charles W. Eliot

I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself. ~Yoko Ono

An artist is someone who produces things that people don't need to have but that he - for some reason - thinks it would be a good idea to give them. ~Andy Warhol

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. ~Joe Houldsworth The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. ~Joe Houldsworth

I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can. ~J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 10

How the mother is to be pitied who hath handsome daughters! Locks, bolts, bars, and lectures of morality are nothing to them: they break through them all. They have as much pleasure in cheating a father and mother, as in cheating at cards. ~John Gay

I don't think you want too much sincerity in society. It would be like an iron girder in a house of cards. ~W. Somerset Maugham